How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Happy Monday!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops