What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worse than this That :(

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

No your aunties a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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