- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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