- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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