- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A sober Irish individual.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Guest what in the butt

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Adam Chebali is awesome

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Antijokes...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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