What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Flowers are colors Love me

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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