- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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