- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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