An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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