- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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