- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock Come in

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Anti Jokes = Drained

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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