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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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