- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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