My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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stinky boner

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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