Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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