- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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