- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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