- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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