- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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