A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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