- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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