- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

what goes boo a sock

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.