- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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