- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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