- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

XD Jackass.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Chris is hairy

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

womens rights

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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