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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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