What did John name his dog? Doggy

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Wanna hear a joke? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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