"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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