What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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