Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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The cream, it is coming

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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