What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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