- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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