- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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