why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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