I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Christ is a conspiracy

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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No it doesnt..

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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