What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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