what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Smeg...

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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