Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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