Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Anti Joke

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