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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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