A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Penis

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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