Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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He--Hey guys

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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