- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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