- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's funny? Women's rights.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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