- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do u call a cripple Biv

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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