- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Chris is hairy

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

XD Jackass.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

womens rights

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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