- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

homosexual rights to marriage

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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