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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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