Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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