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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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