- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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