- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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