a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Penis

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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