what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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