- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

womens rights

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Chris is hairy

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

XD Jackass.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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