Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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