Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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