Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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