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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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