george goodburn is secretly mexican

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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