- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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