Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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