Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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