Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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