What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

The child was fired from his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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