A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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