Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Good job, son.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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