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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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