- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Chuck Norris.

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