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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what is orange? an orange

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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