- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Your face is hilarious.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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