- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."