- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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