why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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