A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Click here to end the world.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

whats black and strange a paki

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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