A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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school homewrok

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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