- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Steve Jobs is alive.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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