- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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