- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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