- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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