what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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