- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

i hate non minorities!

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

nothing

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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