- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

well use a tissue!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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