- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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