Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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He--Hey guys

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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