- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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