I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

No your aunties a joke

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Anti Joke

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