Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

My spelling is horrible

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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