A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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your life

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Men's rights

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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