Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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