Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

where's mom I killed her

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

whatdumb and gay stewart price

penis

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats 1+1? window!

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Anti Joke

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