- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Steve Jobs is alive.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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