I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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BIG MAC'S

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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