- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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