- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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