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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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