What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Michael Brown

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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