- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A man goes to the potty.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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