What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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No your aunties a joke

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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