- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Cripples are lame.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How old is victor? Half past dead

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