What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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