What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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