- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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