you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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