- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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