Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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