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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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