- Anti Joke

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out