- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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