- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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