- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

race-car = rac-ecar

If your reading this, youre not blind.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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