How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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