- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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