A pope meets another one

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Communism hehe xd

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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