im gay

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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FUCK YOU

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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hi jonny

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is cowboy say

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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