- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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