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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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