- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a black man? Rob

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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