How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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