- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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