- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Women's rights

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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