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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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