- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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