What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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