- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Women's rights

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??