What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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woman's rights

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Obama lin Baden.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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