- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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