- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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